Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
dirty water
I've now been in Vancouver for a litte over a month. It feels like 5 years. I'm still doing fuck-all.
A couple of weeks ago I was a train going to look at home furnishings, mostly thinking fight club type thoughts along the way.
Anyway, this big white guy was sitting behind me talking to an older Asian woman. I'm not sure if they knew each other before they got on the train. I would go quote by quote on their conversation, but I'm not sure if I fully remember it.
The general gist of the conversation was the white guy was telling the woman about the best heroin he had ever had being in Asia. Not surprising. However, he said that one has to be careful when they shoot up in Asia because the water is dirty, so you have to make sure to use bottled water when you fry your smack.
So here is my advice to you. Make sure that when you're in a developing country, you use bottled water (make sure the seal hasn't been broken) to add to your heroin when you fry it so you don't get sick when you shoot up.
She said she had missed her stop and got off at the next stop. So did he.
I continued on to buy home furnishings.
A couple of weeks ago I was a train going to look at home furnishings, mostly thinking fight club type thoughts along the way.
Anyway, this big white guy was sitting behind me talking to an older Asian woman. I'm not sure if they knew each other before they got on the train. I would go quote by quote on their conversation, but I'm not sure if I fully remember it.
The general gist of the conversation was the white guy was telling the woman about the best heroin he had ever had being in Asia. Not surprising. However, he said that one has to be careful when they shoot up in Asia because the water is dirty, so you have to make sure to use bottled water when you fry your smack.
So here is my advice to you. Make sure that when you're in a developing country, you use bottled water (make sure the seal hasn't been broken) to add to your heroin when you fry it so you don't get sick when you shoot up.
She said she had missed her stop and got off at the next stop. So did he.
I continued on to buy home furnishings.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
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